papillons for sale, papillon dogs | ||||||||||||||||
 | ||||||||||||||||
 | ||||||||||||||||
 | ||||||||||||||||
THIS IS JUST FOR FUN. WE LOVE TO LAUGH, SO THIS IS THE JOKE PAGE. IF YOU HAVE A FUNNY DOG JOKE OR PICTURE, E-MAIL IT TO ME. | ||||||||||||||||
 | ||||||||||||||||
But first, a recipe: How To Make Puppy Pie Take one puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered, then add the following ingredients..... 1 cup patience.... 1 cup understanding.... 1 pinch correction.... 1 cup hard work.... 2 cups praise and 1 1/2 cups fun... Blend well. Heat with warmth of your heart until raised or until puppy has doubled in size. Mix with owner until consistency is such that owner and puppy are one. Enjoy! | ||||||||||||||||
 | ||||||||||||||||
 | ||||||||||||||||
 | ||||||||||||||||
 | ||||||||||||||||
 | ||||||||||||||||
 | ||||||||||||||||
 | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
 | ||||
 | ||||
| | | | |
What is a Dog? 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. 4. They growl when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play, they want to play. 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7. They leave their toys everywhere. 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. 9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you. CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats. | ||
| | |
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ||
| | |
This one isn't really a joke, but we like it and think it should be here. It's by Richard Biby, Contributing Editor to "Versatile Hunting Dog" magazine. It's entitled, "Just A Dog." | ||
| | |
From time to time, people tell me, "lighten up, it's just a dog," or, "that's a lot of money for just a dog." They don't understand the distance traveled, the time spent, or the costs involved for "just a dog." Some of my proudest moments have come about with "just a dog." Many hours have passed and my only company was "just a dog," but I did not once feel slighted. Some of my saddest moments have been brought about by "just a dog," and in those days of darkness, the gentle touch of "just a dog" gave me comfort and reason to overcome the day. If you, too, think it's "just a dog," then you will probably understand phrases like "just a friend," "just a sunrise," or "just a promise." "Just a dog" brings into my life the very essence of friendship, trust, and pure unbridled joy. "Just a dog" brings out the compassion and patience that make me a better person. Because of "just a dog" I will rise early, take long walks and look longingly to the future. So for me and folks like me, it's not "just a dog" but an embodiment of all the hopes and dreams of the future, the fond memories of the past, and the pure joy of the moment. "Just a dog" brings out what's good in me and diverts my thoughts away from myself and the worries of the day. I hope that someday they can understand that it's not "just a dog" but the thing that gives me humanity and keeps me from being "just a man." So the next time you hear the phrase "just a dog." just smile, because they "just don't understand." | ||
| | |
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ||
| | |
 | ||||
 | ||||
| | | | |
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ||
| | |
The Talking Dog: This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies. "So, what's your story?" The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. I finally found me a wife, we had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars." The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him and for only ten dollars?" The owner replies, "He's such liar. He never did any of that stuff." | ||
| | |
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ||
| | |
 | ||
| | |
Visit to the Vet | ||
| | |